try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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