.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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