i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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