i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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