you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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