weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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