You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I can text with my tongue
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
accomplished twins. life is a go
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
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