i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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