I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Randomize
