4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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