i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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