There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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