..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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