you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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