you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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