Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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