you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
You need Xanax blowdarts
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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