4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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