Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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