HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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