you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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