I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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