just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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