There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Randomize
