it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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