Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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