spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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