seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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