just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Couch. On fire.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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