It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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