Ambien. No doubt about it.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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