and i looked up. we had an audience...
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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