it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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