Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Bring me that man meat
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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