Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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