walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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