its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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