she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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