just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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