I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Panties = found
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