Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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