well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Alive.
So much puke
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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