Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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