you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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