So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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