we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Randomize
