So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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