Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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