i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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