it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
she peed on how many people?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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