i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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