Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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